Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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