Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
why is half of my head shaved?
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