At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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