Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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