giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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