You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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