Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He better not be in your backpack
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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