Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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