and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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