moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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