Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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