Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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