I don't think brook has ever known best
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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