let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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