I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Damn victory sex feels great
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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