love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My dick has a subreddit
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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