that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.