ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"