the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Randomize
