My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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