wat bout pragnant strippers??
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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