its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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