question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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