no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize