and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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