Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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