perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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