would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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