you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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