Your face is a jimmy john
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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