why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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