Farmville is her only friend.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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