And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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