I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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