You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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