Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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