so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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