i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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