her vagine was all disorganized.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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