I love black thongs
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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