He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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