I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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