I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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