I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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