I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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