You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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