i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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