She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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