Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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