Will you blow on my dice?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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