piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The maid of honor just puked.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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