I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize